GRUNTHAL, MB

Just weeks after breaking Olympic records, world champion swimmer Michael Phelps was seen leisure swimming at the gravel pits just outside Grunthal, Manitoba.

“He had a bit more of a beer belly then I recall from the TV,” said local partier Hank Krahn, “and a farmer’s tan, too, but the way he just dove right in there and roughhoused with Edna Klassen like that, I just knew it had to be Michael Phelps.”

Krahn also claims that he shared a Smirnoff Ice with Phelps on the back of his pickup truck before the police came and chased them away from the pits.

“After that I don’t know what happened to him,” recalls Krahn. “He just threw on his suspenders and drove down the 216 in his rusted-out Chevy. You might want to see if he’s in Vita or something.”

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