This is going out to all my friends who put their tree up right after Thanksgiving and have thus already started thinking about it. I insist on a live tree — technically we have a little fake one for the bedroom, which is also cute, so I guess I’m an equal opportunity Christmas tree lover! — so I cannot get mine until early December, or else I spend that last week between Christmas and New Year’s worrying that it is a fire hazard. (I get a lot of joy out of my live tree but it is certainly a whole thing.) Even in my grinchiest moments, I love decorating the Christmas tree, and we currently live in a world where you can get basically ANYTHING as an ornament. (I have not one, but TWO Diet Coke cans on my tree. You can literally get a Pizza Bagels ornament ! A breakfast sandwich ! A bo

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