LONDON — BBC News confirmed Wednesday that England is currently being overrun with millions of bats following the passing of heavy metal legend John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne.

"We are advising everyone to stay indoors until further notice," said a spokesperson for the UK Health Security Agency, who reportedly advised the government to raise the national threat level to severe. "With Ozzy Osbourne gone, bats have no one to bite their heads off."

According to Natural England, Ozzy Osbourne is the only known natural predator of bats and, if they don't do something quickly, the bat population may explode across the entire globe. "Bats can fly and Ozzy is dead," warned zoologist David Mancroft. "You do the math."

In London, bats reportedly crept in unnoticed through the tube system before expl

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