WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a darkened room in Washington, faithful followers of the Biden administration gathered dutifully for this morning's Two Minutes Hate. Every day, zealous disciples of the Party come together to rile one another up in hatred and anger over a different target of the Party's wrath. Recent objects of the Two Minutes Hate include LibsofTikTok, Elon Musk, and The Babylon Bee.

Today, it was Tucker Carlson.

The crowd writhed and jeered, slowly building in energy and hate as images of Carlson appeared on screen with words flashing across such as "racist", "white supremacist", and "look at that dazzling smile, it's terrible!"

"Boo!" jeered the crowd, which was made up mostly of journalists and politicians. "Boo! Tucker is the king of filth, the king of slime!" Every member of

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