Man who claimed bulge was ‘all him’ faces prison after parakeets found in his pants

For all the excuses border control has heard – this has surely got to be up there.

A man insisted that thesuspicious bulge in his pants was simply the handiwork of God.

Jesse Angus Martinez, 35, was stopped at the Mexico-US border by Customs and Border Protection agents on October 23 and asked what the hard-to-miss bulge in the groin area of his trousers was.

He confidently claimed (and somewhat boasted) that it was just his penis and ‘all him’.

But upon further inspection, it was found that it wasn’t just his manhood in his pants, there were two rare orange-fronted parakeets in small brown bags too.

According to a United States Attorney’s Office Southern District of California press release, the two birds were unconscious and heavily sedated. Martinez, who lives in Tijuana, Mexico, s