ST. PAUL, MN

After sending away for one of those DNA home testing kits, Greg Boyd, renowned author and pastor of Woodland Hills Church in St. Paul, discovered he was almost entirely Mennonite. The new improved test enable users to determine their theological DNA from a small amount of saliva.

“It really was a shock, because I always thought I was maybe some sort of Presbyterian or something,” said Boyd. “But when the test results came back it was overwhelmingly Menno. I had no idea these DNA tests could reveal theological distinctions with such accuracy.”

Boyd says the new information is causing him to rethink a number of important aspects of his life.

“I guess I’ll have to start consuming massive amounts of rhubarb ,” said Boyd. “Plus I’ll have to dig a little deeper to see how my ope

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