Vice President JD Vance wants to be a tough guy so bad, but his efforts to ape President Donald Trump’s unique brand of malevolent bullying just do not land. Sure, Vance is malevolent, and sure, he is a bully. But no one is scared of him—and no one is going to bend the knee to JD unless they are doubled over with laughter.

On Thursday, Vance decided to tell what he clearly thought was a story that made him look like a cool tough guy, but instead just highlighted how much Vance lacks power or charisma or any other appealing human characteristic.

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Vance was at some Breitbart event, a consolation prize for the fact that he wasn’t even invited to the funeral of someone as profoundly evil as former Vice President Dick

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