This week, a woman in an open relationship matches with a Lithuanian with a flight to catch: 27, in a relationship, Brooklyn

DAY ONE

10 a.m. At CityMD to remove stitches from a bread-slicing injury. Re-download Tinder for the two-hour wait. I usually use Feeld, a more efficient way to find freaks versed in non-monogamy. I had a hot hookup with a couple last month, but I’m craving more personal attention and the Feeld pool is dry.

10: 14 a.m. My new bio: The hottest thing you can do is read my mind. I’m in an open relationship. Future lovers or other bizarre entanglements, inquire within. My age range is 30 to 45. Swipe away the wait like I’m playing Candy Crush … and losing miserably. I’m barely finding anyone I’m attracted to.

Noon Leaving urgent care free of stitches. A mess

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