Mark Andrews takes a wry look at the week's news

In government, New Labour svengali Peter Mandelson had a reputation as being king of the leaks, drip-feeding supposedly secret information to selected journalists to manipulate the news narrative.

Well it seems the now Lord Mandelson has taken that moniker to a whole new level in his enforced retirement, having been caught on camera emptying his bladder up the garden wall of recruitment tycoon James Reed - you know the bloke who does those infuriating adverts on LBC where he cheerily greets one job applicant after another.

Apparently Mandy had been enjoying a lads' night in with his old mate, the former chancellor George Osborne, and was caught short after being let down by two separate taxi drivers.

"I was kept waiting in the street for

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