There’s no Takeaways From Tallahassee next week because one of the most wonderful, dreadful, delicious, pants-buckle-breaking, historically whitewashed holidays will be during that time: Thanksgiving!

The time of year when you gather with your loved ones and reflect on what you’re most grateful for, only for your uncle to go full-blown conspiracy theory mode, your dad to only pay attention to the Detroit Lions game on TV, everyone to get stressed out, and you just want another drink. It’s not even 12:30 p.m. yet. Just like the Pilgrims and Native Americans envisioned all those years ago.

There’s no place like home for the holidays! And yes, you freaks, when it is past Black Friday, the Christmas festivities can officially start, although some of you have been ready since past Hallowe

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