D-Day. June 6th, 1944. Men ran head-on into machine-gun fire and certain death. Do you think today's generation could do that? No! They'd be like, "That's too dangerous! I need to wear three masks, get a vaccine, and then hide in my home to avoid a 0.00001% chance of death!"

What happened to people? Well, ole Frank will tell you what happened. Playground equipment. It's all fiberglass funhouses over rubber and covered in caution signs to make sure little Timmy doesn't get a scrape. It all tells children the lie that the world is supposed to be safe and easy.

You know what playground equipment was when I was a child? Barbed wire you dangled from over broken glass. Because my parents, who spent their formative years stabbing Nazis in the face, knew the world was full of danger and death. W

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