HARRISONBURG, VA - Local atheist Nick Boyette was converted to Christianity Wednesday while sitting at a stoplight, sources confirmed. The miracle occurred when Boyette, 38, noticed a startling bumper sticker on the car in front of him.

"Ever since freshman philosophy class I've believed God is a fiction and humans are the product of natural selection, an accidental collocation of atoms," Boyette recounted to reporters. "Then I spotted that car decal and heard the sound of crumbling. It was my worldview. I saw that Jesus Christ could eat Charles Darwin for lunch, just as the Jesus fish bearing the word 'truth' was swallowing up the smaller, weaker Darwin fish.'"

The evangelistic driver, Steve Emadi, has sported the decal for 10 years. "I've always hoped some heathen would see the quality

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