WICKED: For Good ’s release means we can all share in Ariana Grande’s cloying life philosophies. Here the delicate songstress makes the mundane a positive, magical journey:

‘Heal your relationship with your hangover’

I had to heal my relationship with the pressures of a music career, and you can do the same with your post-alcohol dehydration. Accept it for its flaws – the nausea, the paranoia, the regret – and make vomiting into the toilet a cleansing miracle.

‘Toilet paper is an extraordinarily beautiful gift’

Give thanks for it daily, for wiping your ass is a journey we all take, each of us blessed with our own unique and special anus. Embrace your soiled toilet paper. You only have a limited time together before the ceremony of the flush.

‘Don’t judge yourself for making too much

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