BURBANK, CA - Marvel has confirmed that the villain in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 will be the deadliest, toughest foe Star-Lord and the gang have had to face yet: single-use plastic water bottles.
The Guardians of the Galaxy will travel from planet to planet while destroying plastic made with harmful fossil fuels and destined for landfills.
"The Guardians are facing the galaxy's deadliest threat yet: disposable plastic," said producer Kevin Feige. "Much scarier than Ronan, Thanos, or even Kurt Russell." Feige says the band of unlikely friends will band together to overcome the pollution and will discover that the real recycling is the friends they made along the way.
The decision was made in the wake of Pratt's latest Hollywood sin, drinking out of a single-use plastic bottle. H

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