movie review

ETERNITY

Running time: 113 minutes. Rated PG-13 (sexual content and some strong language). In theaters.

Till death do us part? Apparently not.

The exhausting romantic comedy “Eternity” imagines what would happen if a recently deceased woman encountered both her first husband who died in the Korean War and her second husband of 67 years in the afterlife — and was forced to pick.

I, meanwhile, will nitpick.

Why must Limbo look like a 1968 insurance salesmen convention?

Elderly Larry (Miles Teller) keels over at a gender-reveal party and wakes up as his younger self in what appears to be a retro old Hilton.

There are booths advertising different potential eternities like timeshares. There’s Man Free World, Catholic World, World of Satanism and a version of Paris where peo

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