Pootie-poot’s a pinup boy!

A new Vladimir Putin propaganda calendar features cringey photos of the war-mongering Russian president looking powerful and masculine each month — including portraits of him body-slamming a judo partner and driving a snowmobile.

The 2026 calendar released by the Kremlin features the dictator in a different, supposedly candid shot each month, alongside a quote from one of his speeches or remarks from the previous year.

In the pages, Mr.January-through-December is seen shaking hands with adoring constituents (August), ruggedly hiking (July) and playing piano in a suit and tie (June).

“Russia’s border never ends,” his February quote declares.

“My recipe for energy: Sleep little, work a lot and don’t whine,” his August quote advises.

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