YESTERDAY saw the government abandon the two-child benefit cap, but does that mean you should start indulging in frantic reproduction? Find out with this guide.

PRO: Making a baby – whether it’s bankrolled by state handouts or not – usually involves sex, which feels great if you do it right. Plus you won’t have to worry about a split condom or pulling out because pregnancy is the whole point. All that shagging sounds great, and don’t worry about the subsequent task of raising a child, because that is a piece of piss.

CON: Banging at every opportunity could numb the thrill of sex even more than the countless hours you spend watching internet porn. If you want to feel any excitement you’ll have to constantly invent new sexual roleplay scenarios, and your partner may feel uncomfortable

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