It's Thanksgiving for Ghislaine, Diddy, and Luigi. Only one of them gets a drumstick.

• Ghislaine Maxwell, Sean "Diddy" Combs, and Luigi Mangione all have different Thanksgiving day menus. • Only one of these newsworthy inmates will be served a drumstick, considered a potential weapon. • The other two must eat warmed-over, pre-cut turkey slices — with a spork.

Ghislaine Maxwell, Sean "Diddy" Combs, and Luigi Mangione are all spending Thanksgiving in federal lockup this year.

It's the fifth Turkey Day behind bars for Maxwell, who's serving a 20-year sentence for trafficking women and girls to Jeffrey Epstein. It's the second year behind bars for music mogul Combs, who's serving four years for transporting sex workers, and the first for Mangione, accused in the shooting death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

Each will eat their prison poultry at the ungodly hour