If you’ve been looking for what to do with your unread copy of Hillbilly Elegy, written by current vice president and Victorian era haunted doll come to life, JD Vance, I’ve got the answer you’re looking for. Assuming giving it away seems too cruel, you can always soak its pages in drugs and sneak them into a prison.

It’s an odd use for a book, but as the Associated Press reports, that’s exactly what just happened. The sh—y memoir was recently used by 30-year-old Austin Siebert of Maumee, Ohio, to sneak an unspecified drug into a prison cleverly.

Siebert soaked the book’s pages with narcotics and mailed it to Grafton Correctional Institution disguised as an Amazon shipment. Pretty clever, but obviously he still got caught.

Drugs Hidden in Pages of JD Vance’s Hillbilly Elegy Were Smuggle

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