It's Christmas time again, and if you're a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won't cut it. You have to take it up a notch. Or a hundred notches.

The Babylon Bee is here with the following list of ways to take your Christmas Eve service to the next level:

Authentic livestock manure on stage: The smell of freshly dropped stool will really immerse the audience in first-century Bethlehem.

Hire Skillet to rappel from the rafters to play a Christmas banger: Nothing helps people focus on the reason for the season like melting their faces off.

The angels' announcement ot the shepherds includes a 10-minute fireworks spectacular: Something to add a little excitement to the story of God saving mankind

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