With the dawn of artificial intelligence wives, you may be asking yourself: which is better? Artificial intelligence, or the real thing?

Here are ten clear ways an AI wife is better than a real one:

Can pick a restaurant in milliseconds: Huge upgrade.

Great at directions: No more of this "It's just a little way past that cute cottage" garbage.

Ten percent less likely to murder you in your sleep: It's not much, but it's something.

Never wants to have sex when you're kinda tired: Phew!

Doesn't care that you sleep on an air mattress and live in filth: She's so sweet that way.

Wouldn't mind if you went out with your friends (if you had any): It would just be nice to know you could.

Any time she says "I don't feel like it," you can reply with "that's impossible, you don't have f

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