This year I have thanks for the few times I’ve gotten through an entire day without hearing any of these utterances.

“Your call is very important to us.”

“Proceed to the route.”

“Some patients experience nausea, shortness of breath, rash, fever, sleeplessness, muscle aches.”

“We have breaking news.”

“So strange. My dog never carries on like that.”

“At the end of the day, it is what it is.”

“Listen closely as our menu options have changed.”

“You can’t win if you don’t play.”

“It’s for your convenience.”

“There’s an atmospheric river heading toward the West Coast.”

“License and registration.”

“Do you want fries with that?”

“This program is being presented with limited commercial interruptions.”

“Please stay on the line for a short survey.”

“I love your outfit.”

“Don’t take Sk

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