After a bidding war, Netflix has secured a deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery for a reported $82.7 billion. Once the deal is finalized, fans will notice significant changes to beloved WB properties like Harry Potter , Looney Tunes , and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace .

After talking with industry sources, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of changes coming to Warner Bros.:

Warner Bros. will be immediately rebranded as Warner Gay Black Sisters: A modern name to reflect a more diverse society.

Harry Potter's magic will now be powered by KPop: Death Eaters better run, run, run when we come, come, come.

Netflix, HBO Max, and Discovery will merge to create 17 more streaming platforms: For your convenience.

Only Bugs Bunny cartoons where he dresses in drag will be

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