TWIN FALLS, ID - In a shocking statement Thursday, Pastor Timothy Peters, 54, admitted to being embarrassingly qualified for his office.
The revelation occurred at Cornerstone Baptist Church during Peters' quarterly accountability meeting with the church's board of elders. "I've been serving this church for 21 years," Peters explained to reporters afterward. "But it took this long for me to face the hard truth and be honest with myself and my congregation."
"My qualifications go back years. Decades, really. I think the key moment when things began to spiral within control was that first choice I made to stay in seminary rather than drop out to start a church in that abandoned car dealership. One small decision led to another. I continued my studies in order to be solidly equipped to teac

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