NEW YORK, NY — In a display of liturgical fashion innovation, the Anglican Church has officially unveiled tuck-friendly vestments to accommodate priests who dress up as priestesses.

"It's time our church move from seeker-friendly to tuck-friendly," said Reverend Chandelier Sparkles. "These vestments will keep priests' gender as secret as their theology."

Reverend Chandelier Sparkles, who has recently announced he is now a trans woman, led the charge in this vestment revolution. "It‘s time to bring tuck-wear to the pulpit," he exclaimed while adjusting his elastic underwear. "Now I can give my sermons on how God is a queer black woman in comfort and style. The battle of the bulge is over!"

The new vestments were specifically designed for the Anglican Church, according to tailor Jack Jaco

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