Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Here are 23 newly revealed DeSantis eating habits that may spell doom for his White House ambitions:
String Cheese - chomps right into without even peeling off strings
Raisin Bran - separates it and first eats one bowl of just raisins, then a bowl of just bran flakes
Cheetos - crushes them up in his hands and licks them off
Fish - tosses his head back and swallows it whole like a pelican
Apple Juice - dips his shirt sleeves into the juice and wrings it out into his mouth
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