Edwin Díaz #39 of the New York Mets reacts after giving up a double to Rowdy Tellez #44 of the Texas Rangers. Getty Images

Do me a favor. The minute you find out where we report to surrender, let me know.

Well, it’s only Friday, and already another week of warped wonder.

With Pete Alonso off to Baltimore — it’s now LFGO! — Mets fans will still be more than welcomed to bet on Alonso’s No. 20 in Steve Cohen’s Citi Field-side Born To Lose Casino .

More gambling: I’ll bet you thought that the week’s most aggravating voting result was provided by something called the Baseball Hall of Fame’s Contemporary Baseball Era committee that chose Jeff Kent , thus again leaving Don Mattingly to Topps Baseball Card Keeper enshrinement.

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