SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Looking for authentic sushi at a reasonable price? Look elsewhere. Bushido Sushi may look the part, but be warned: it's run by a white dude.
Located at the intersection of Washington and Cherry in the luxurious Presidio Heights, Bushido Sushi opened to rave reviews until the local clientele discovered it was managed by a white dude named Steve Johnson.
"I'm always on the lookout for good sushi, but the white dude cutting tuna behind the counter was a bad sign," read just one of several one-star Yelp reviews. "I wish I could give it zero stars but Yelp must be run by a white dude too."
Bushido Sushi promoted itself as accessible sushi with a refined touch. Diners reported its menu to be expansive, featuring such rare items as otoro and caviar sushi. It's also worth no

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