KABUL - After the government spectacularly botched the evacuation of Afghanistan, Chick-fil-A scrambled to the rescue and was quickly put in charge of the operation. Within a few hours, every single American at the Kabul airport was comfortably seated on a commercial airliner and munching away at a delicious Chick-fil-A sandwich and sipping on a sweet tea.

Chick-fil-A employees took over operating the air traffic control tower, managing the crowd of people, flying the jets, and, of course, serving delicious Chick-fil-A food to everyone gathered at the airport.

"Oh, it's my pleasure," said one Chick-fil-A employee as he happily welcomed several hundred Americans on board an official Chick-fil-A airliner. "Welcome aboard! Will you be having the spicy chicken or the original today? And can

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