British police announced this week that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will not face prosecution over his attempts to have his protection detail investigate Virginia Giuffre.

However, in case you were thinking that the chips are starting to land quite neatly for Andrew, here comes a story in the Mail on Sunday saying he is set to move to a “temporary” Sandringham property the size of a “shoebox” when he vacates Royal Lodge next year.

Given that they regularly describe a six-bedroom home as a “cottage,” we wait with bated breath to see the royal definition of a “shoebox.”

Rest assured, Andrew is still in line for a “substantial home,” once renovations are complete.

The Mail says that the royals have been removing the contents of Royal Lodge under “cover of darkness,” trucking items “to a W

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