Despite travel warnings from your government, are you thinking about visiting the United States? Can you remember posting anything on Facebook, Xitter, or Bluesky about Trump's love for creating trauma in young people, the notion that white isn't the only skin color that allows for respect from government officials, or a desire to have sex with a bald eagle? If you answered yeah, to any of these questions, there's a very good chance that you should stay at home. Being allowed into America is about to become much more invasive and difficult in the near future.

Right now, the United States Customs and Border Patrol service "invites the public to comment" (bureaucratic asshat-speak for we're gonna ignore you and do what we want to) on whether or not they should be allowed to keep people out

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