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Former Millennial Goth Still Thinks About Her Every Halloween

Locals Man's Childhood ADHD Diagnosis Paying Dividends As Price Of Dexies Steadily Rise

Brunswick Man Who Was Late To Jump On The Rats Tail Band Wagon Self Conscious About Length

Earth Mummy Wonders Why Fussy Child Doesn’t Want Her Delicious Choc Liver Balls

Local Bloke Parks Himself At Front Gate With Bucket Of Lollies For The Kids And An Esky For The Dads

Ley Doubles Down On Criticism Of PM's Offensive Travel Attire

50 Year Anniversary Of Bohemian Rhapsody: 6 Little Known Facts About The Song That Turns Dad Into A Full Blown Performer

Local Melbourne Man Wastes Another Sunny Day Not Washing Bed Sheets

Self Proclaimed Inner City Intellectual Absolutely No Match For Suburban Parents In The Saturday Quiz

Local Man Realises He Knows Basically Nothing About 4th Most Populous Country And Nearest Neighbour

Queensland Stoner Who Didn't Study For School Exams Feels Like The Luckiest Kid On Earth Right Now

Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos

CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing

Sussan Ley Doubles Down With Criticism Of Albo's Enjoyment Of Beer And Local Gigs

Different Understandings Of ‘BSB’ The New Divide Between Soft Paper Pushers And Tough Bushies

Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction

Waitress Serving Gay Couple Places Bill In Front Of Bloke Giving The Most Top Energy

Berocca To Launch Controversial BBQ Shapes Flavour After Running Out Of Fruits

Fat Gen X Wanker Selects His Most Cringe Sneakers For Tomorrow's Annual Walk Of Yankee Cultural Imperialism

America Kills More Illegal Drug Traffickers To Protect The Interests Of Legal Drug Traffickers

Macquarie Bank Industrial Equities Analyst Begins Browsing New Dunks After Buying VIP Wu Tang Tickets

New Package From RODE Has Local Dad Praying Son Is Trying To Be A Rapper And Not A Podcaster

Byron’s Anti-Vaxxer Community Also Furious With Albanese For His Most Recent Band Shirt

Melbourne Storm To Join AFL Next Season To Guarantee City A Team In A Grand Final Next Year

Grandparent Lobby Visits Canberra To End PM’s Shameless Kowtowing To Big Childcare

QLD High Schools Under Fire For Accidentally Teaching Caesar Salad Recipe To Ancient History Students

Men’s Screaming Retreat Helps Heal The Trauma Faced By Suburban Tradies Who Make 240k A Year In Peacetime Australia

Liberals Continue Quest To Win Back Middle Australia By Making Extremely Rational And Logical Claim That Albo Is A Nazi Sympathiser For Wearing A Joy Division Shirt

"Have You Seen This Japanese Dude In The American-Rules Cricket?" Office Sports Guy Says Of Shohei Ohtani — The Betoota Advocate

"I Knew I Should Have Worn My Other Band Shirt" Mutters Albo After Reading The News