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Bloke Buys A Pair Of Scrubs So He Can Enjoy His 9am Pints Without Judgement

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Local Hero Going Way Too Hard In Work Mixed Sports Competition

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Is Your Mood Is Entirely Dependent On A Toxic And Noisy Online Algorithm? You Should Try Doing Stuff!

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Woman Returning From Holiday Grateful She Can Finally Have Normal Bowel Movements Again

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Horrifying Climate Risk Assessment Finds Blah Blah Blah Who Gives A Shit Just Let Us Speculate On Property In Peace

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Broncos Fans Now Displaying Mid-2000s Levels Of Obnoxiousness

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Kiwi Man Still Reeling From The Toughest 3 Hours Of His Life

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Bloke Buys A Pair Of Scrubs So He Can Enjoy His 9am Pints Without Judgement

Local Hero Going Way Too Hard In Work Mixed Sports Competition

Is Your Mood Is Entirely Dependent On A Toxic And Noisy Online Algorithm? You Should Try Doing Stuff!

Woman Returning From Holiday Grateful She Can Finally Have Normal Bowel Movements Again

Horrifying Climate Risk Assessment Finds Blah Blah Blah Who Gives A Shit Just Let Us Speculate On Property In Peace

Broncos Fans Now Displaying Mid-2000s Levels Of Obnoxiousness

Kiwi Man Still Reeling From The Toughest 3 Hours Of His Life

Oi It’s Friday And The Sun’s Out For The First Time In Like 4 Months We Should Get Absolutely Belted, Says Mate

Girl Gives Uber Driver 1-Star For Not Speaking Soothingly To His Friend Overseas The Whole Ride

Inexperienced Aussie Traveller Fucks Up His Eurotrip By Booking A Week At Blackpool

Uppababy vs Bugaboo Closest Thing To Gang Activity That Local Woman Will Ever Experience

Pampered Inner City Schoo-Moodle Has Better Diet Than Most Suburban Children

Misty Eyed Bloke In Squat Rack Mustn’t Have Heard From Her In A Few Days

City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls

Kiama Voters Disappointed By Lack Of Incarcerated Criminals Running As Candidates In Tomorrow’s By

Local Leo Still Pissed She Never Had A Childhood Pool Party

Liberals Recruit Prominent Malaysian-Australian Kamahl To Help Soothe Hostilities With Indian Voters

Tubby Australian Man Craves The Kind Of Freedom That The Chinese Enjoy During Summer

Bloke That Did Scouts Well Into His Teen Years Now Has An Unhealthy Respect For Authority

Boyfriend Promises Wine Country Weekend In Exchange For Watching Every Game Of Finals Footy

Report: The Sharks Just Making Up The Numbers

Guy That Taught His Entire Neighbourhood How To Make An Apple Bong As A Teen Actually Did Pretty Well For Himself

​Local Couple Change Their Ways After Spending $78 On ‘Asian Fusion’ Ingredients They’ll Never Use Again

Dad Unable To Explain Why All Of His Favourite Bands Sing Like They Have A Mouthful Of Grapes

“Let’s Play Our Game” Screams 3rd Grade Captain Who’s Been Stirring Up Scuffles Since Kick Off

Bloke With Umbrella Plays Stunning Late Cut

Conservative Indian-Australian Really Just Asking For The Bare Minimum Here

Poland Shoots Down Russian Drones In Its Airspace

Liberal Leadership Spill Set In Motion As Key Figures Deny It And Pledge Allegiance To Ley

Bit Of Rain In Sydney Makes 10 Times The Headlines Of Devastating Algal Event In South Australia

Local Couple Change Their Ways After Spending $78 On ‘Asian Fusion’ Ingredients They’ll Never Use Again