'Well Done, My Good And Faithful Servant': Satan Welcomes Man Who Knocked On Public Bathroom Doors Throughout His Time On Earth

HELL-The Prince Of Darkness welcomed a man to Hell this week who spent a good portion of his time on earth knocking on public bathroom stall doors to see if they were occupied.

"Well, done, Dave Smith," The Devil told his new resident. "You have performed a valuable task in moving along my work of darkness. Knocking on a public bathroom stall is up there with just about the most egregious transgression I can think of. Way to nail it, welcome to Hell."

During his mortal existence, Smith had been seen knocking on public restroom doors and was even occasionally heard asking, "Anyone in there?" Many humans cite this behavior on about the same plane of evil as murder and talking with your cell phone on speakerphone in public.

"I didn't realize what I was doing was so odious," Smith said. "Bu