HOLLYWOOD, CA

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Indeed! A lot has changed in the past fifty years since the release of the 1967 classic . Five decades later the film is being given a reboot, with a Mennonite twist.

“We’ve got Mrs. Reimer from Fresno signed up for the role. Other than that the story is basically the same,” explained executive producer Mike Nikkel. “An older Mennonite woman uses her brown nylons and sneakers to seduce a recent graduate, who somehow spent three years in Bible college without finding a suitable life partner.”

In the remake, Mrs. Reimer is trying to keep the young man away from her daughter Aganetha.

“She bakes him cookies, she stands next to him in choir practice,” explained Nikkel. “Mrs. Reimer will do absolutely anything to keep him away from her daug

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