ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA

A popular new social media app called FaceApp allows people to add wrinkles, grey hair, and a long beard to see what they’ll look like decades into the future.

“Basically they’re turning everyone into my Oncle Heinrich,” said Facebook user Jeremy Siemens, 31. “And the women? They all come out looking like Taunte Lina!”

The new app has celebrities and regular people alike transforming themselves into their older Mennonite selves.

“Why is that when you add thirty years to someone they automatically start looking Menno?” wondered Siemens. “You know they say a pair of suspenders adds twenty years. A bonnet adds thirty…”

Much has been made about the fact the app was Russian-designed.

“I think my in Siberia might be behind this,” said Siemens. “You never know with th

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