BOULDER, CO — Sources closest to 40-year-old Jay Brennan reported that the local dad was physically unable to drive by cows without saying, "Hey, kids, look — cows."

According to Brennan's wife, Gabriella, the condition started on the drive back home from the hospital with their firstborn.

"He's been doing this... pretty much since he became a father," Gabriella said. "Any time we're in the car, there's just a constant stream of running commentary on everything we pass. It's like he never grew up from reading 'My First 1000 Words.' I think he even does it when he's alone in the car."

Brennan said he was only doing what comes naturally.

"The kids need to know when there are cows," Brennan said. "I can't even help it. It's just a reaction. How else will the kids have their attention draw

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