NUMIDIA, PA

Minister Miller of West Side Numidia Mennonite Church has been excommunicating an errant couple every week for the past three years and just this Sunday he realized that he was the only one left on the church membership list.

What has happened to our once thriving congregation!” exclaimed Miller. “Looks like not even my wife Barbara is a member of this church anymore. I guess that’ll teach her to let a few strands of hair fall from her bonnet on a Sunday morning!”

Miller has been tossing people from the church for such terrible sins as smiling too much in the church lobby, failing to smile enough in the church lobby, inadequate tithing, tithing so much it’s a little showy, bringing too many pies to the church potluck, failing to bring anything to the church potluck, looking

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