Oba, so these days even in Schteinback you have to know where your tree is coming from once yet such. You just can’t trust anyone who says, “Oba, yo, I’ve got a tree for you in my pickup yet.” So how can you tell if you’ve got a good Christian Christmas tree or one of those ones from the city? Let’s have a look.

If it still has the Klassen’s Christmas decorations all over it … it might be illegal.

If the guy selling it to you also offers you weed … it might be illegal.

If it exactly matches the stumps in front of City Hall … it might be illegal.

If the seller insists you pay in cash and/or bitcoin … it might be illegal.

If it’s still housing a thriving family of squirrels … it might be illegal.

If it’s only $1.99 and the guy seems really eager to sell … it might be illegal.

If the g

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