A SINGLE woman has requested her married and attached friends cease going out having fun as it is ruining the key benefit of being single.

Unattached 33-year-old Sophie Rodriguez, who is enjoying the spontaneous nights out, crazy weekends abroad and thriving social life of a carefree woman without ties was disappointed to find couples, who are boring, doing very similar things.

She said: “They’ve settled and they’re settled. They’re meant to be at home wearing matching M&S cardigans arguing about dishwasher tablets and binging TV shows.

“But instead I’m seeing them on Instagram mashed at Amnesia in Ibiza at 6am, drinking in riverside bars in Budapest with strangers, and having the kind of no-strings-attached good time that rightly should be reserved for me.

“Being cool is a single pers

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