THE UK is now pandering to dog-lovers to the extent there’s barely a place your nasty yapping mutt isn’t allowed. These locations are pathetically dog-friendly:
Shops
Not just a corner shop where the dog’s owner has called in for 20 Benson & Hedges, but high-end proper city centre shops. What business has an Irish Setter in Waterstone’s or the Apple store? Is the presence of three Scotties with tartan collars really enhancing this John Lewis? The eternal question: what if they piss? What if they shit?
Cafes
But at least in a shop you can pass by quickly with a scowl of disapproval. When someone’s brought their Cockapoo to a cafe you’re trapped with it, waiting for your coffee and watching it warily investigate every new passing scent, never sure if this is the one which will send it in