Thanks to a mysterious package left in the church mailbox this morning, has obtained a complete list of convoy donors and, surprise surprise, there are a few prominent Mennos on the list. Let’s have a look at who they are what they donated yet.
‘ Fuela’ Jake, Taber – two gallons of used tractor oil and a Danny Orlis book “to keep them entertained.”
Pastor Toby, Pansy – three litres of “fresh certified” baptismal water and $5000 in bail money
Helen of over near Plum Coulee somewheres – her entire collection of used tea bags that she was going to send to missionaries.
Anonymous, but had to be a Menno – a copy of Martys Mirror with a bunch of blank pages so protestors can write in their own names.
Oncle Obrom, Vankla – zoat, lots and lots of zoat.
Mr. Eby, St. Jacobs – a shovel