WANT to foist your insufferable worldview onto your unborn child? Try one of these stock baby announcements, each of which is so cringe they’re an effective contraceptive:

‘Player 3 loading…’

We get it, you’re a pair of nerds, you’re impressed you’ve have sex, you want the world to know of your twin interests. Your baby will be aggroing mobs on World of Warcraft, not a milk-sucking loser in pastels like everyone else’s. Joining the game? Sadly this game is life, where the difficulty is random and the final boss unbeatable.

‘His is beer, mine’s a baby!’

Pointing to a woman’s protruding baby bump is basic but okay. But what if the partner whose physical involvement ended with ejaculation wants to be involved too? Thankfully this couple has added a kooky sign, saying his belly is just c

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