FERSCHT HEINRICH, SK

A huge of stash of spare Prince Harry books were dropped off at the local thrift store this afternoon.

“Yeah, what can I say. I guess the bookstore had a few extras,” said thrift store manager Diane Unger. “We have a standing agreement with them to donate any spare books they might have lying around.”

Unger did not expect, however, to receive a whole pallet full of spare books.

“Yeah, you know, we can’t keep Princess Diana books on the shelves,” said Unger, “but I guess this Prince Harry fellow is not quite as popular.”

Local bookstore owner Gertie Fehr has already put in a complaint with Random House to request that they don’t send her any more spare books and just send the good unused variety instead.

“I know Ferscht Heinrich is a small town, but we deserve the

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