The Daily Bonnet sent out a team of single people (spinsters, grumpy old men, young people being pressured by their to ‘get married already’, etc.) to try out their best pick-up lines. Their effectiveness was judged based on the willingness of the recipient to either:

a) attend the upcoming barn dance with you

b) sit in your pew next Sunday in church

c) hold hands after a long and vigorous courting period

d) bake you a rhubarb platz.

Based on our completely scientific and reliable methods, here are the ten most effective Mennonite pick-up lines. Feel free to try them out at the Frantz Motor Inn or Rocks Bar and Grill this weekend!

“Can I see your ankles?” – 83% effective on women. In our field testing, this pick-up line did quite well, with more than 8 out of 10 women responding po

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