FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has put on a little timber over the holidays and joins a gym to get buff for school, innit.

WAGWAN? Active J is habsent from school. You see, fam, Drilla threw shade an’ posted a rank photo on Hinsta of man chillin’ what said: ‘Inactive J! Did him eat all da pies?’ It got bare likes.

Active J woz turbo-vexed an’ da dickhead got a poundin’ for it. But da hidiot woz right, fam.

As you know, Active J flexes swag in habundance, an’ all dat is missin’ is a habs sixpack. Dis summer man ‘as been a badman at Maccy D’s an’ on da Hoober Heats app, an’ is bustin’ a onepack right now, innit. Active J would not be filmin’ him’s gangsta rap videos any time soon, fam. For real.

Man’s peng gyal, Lady G, sed for Active J to get buf

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