CLEVELAND, Ohio ( TheOBR.com ) Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans! The Bengals are getting set to head north, there’s actual NFL football tonight, and your webdork continues his post-Labor Day illness comeback tour, so let’s roll.

I’m not sure there’s actual NFL football tonight. The Dallas Cowboys are involved, so it’s somewhere between NFL Football and an episode of Dance Moms , with Jerry Jones representing a particularly irate mother of a six-year-old fledgling ballerina. Or something. The Dallas Cowboys are more of an “entertainment product” than a legitimate franchise as long as Jones is running things.

The Eagles, who employ an actual General Manager rather than an owner cosplaying at GM, are likely to stomp the Parsons-less Cowboys, but it’s the NFL, so who knows in Week 1.

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