TOLEDO, OH — In a disappointing turn of events, four young siblings exploring their grandmother's attic stumbled upon a magical wardrobe that promised a fantastical adventure, only to discover it led to Toledo, Ohio instead.

"Not the wondrous and amazing world we expected," sobbed 12-year-old Emma Grant. "We pushed through all those smelly old fur coats, but instead of a magical forest, we got a strip mall with an AT&T Store."

The wardrobe initially sparked excitement when the kids heard faint sounds of what sounded like adventure beyond the creaky doors. However, their dreams of meeting a mythical, regal lion or befriending fauns or beavers were dashed as they emerged next to a vape shop and a shuttered Sizzler restaurant.

"I thought we'd at least get a cool prophecy or a sword," said

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