WINKLER, MB

Residents of the former Mennonite West Reserve (or Jantsied as it’s more commonly known) have become increasingly disenchanted with the state of politics at the present day. This feeling of alienation is so strong in the Winkler-Altona corridor that a group of locals are threatening to separate from Morden.

“We’ve got all the resources here–flax, soybean, canola–and what do we get in return? A bit of booze and few dinosaur bones!” exclaimed West Reserve separatist leader Jason Penner. “We’re sick and tired of getting a raw deal. From now on, we’re having faspa all on our own, and those Mordeners are not invited!”

Winklerites are miffed at the fact that a few Mordeners seemed to have voted differently than they did.

“Mordeners don’t represent me!” exclaimed Mr. Penner. “Mord

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