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In a few days, Americans across the nation will be slaving away in the kitchen, setting the table, and launching headlong into heated arguments with their blood relatives. But with many families tired of the same old political disagreements, new argument topics are sorely needed.

The Babylon Bee is here to solve this dilemma by offering up the following list of better things to argue about this Thanksgiving than politics:

Whether owning a Jaguar retroactively makes you gay: It may not even be the Jaguar owner's choice at this point.

Can the world recover from the Dodgers winning the World Series?: Many horrible things happened in the world in the last four years, but this may have been the worst.

Why finding out someone in your family liked Rogue One

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