If Week 1 was made for overreactions, then the Seattle Seahawks opener was made for Week 1.

Mike Macdonald trusts his defense too much. Kyle Shanahan is cooked after the opening script. Sam Darnold won’t lose you games, nor will he win you any. Brock Purdy got paid and promptly turned back into a pumpkin. Despite all the talent, Riq Woolen is a space cadet. The OL still can’t do its job, not when it matters. Niners remain snakebit for health. Will Seattle ever be able to run the ball in the red zone? Should’ve paid Geno. Maybe DK too. Home-field advantage, schmadvantage. Fire John Schneider.

I’m joking, or mostly joking; okay it’s right-down-the-middle joking now that I reread the paragraph. Still, always good to chuckle a little because as far as defense mechanisms go, humor remains und

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